So…Brett Favre retires. EA names Brett Favre the cover athlete for Madden '09. Brett Favre un-retires and reveals himself as a petulant prima-donna who wants out of Green Bay as fast as possible. Brett Favre eventually ends up playing for another team and is exposed as a washed-up QB who makes bad decisions. OK, that last part hasn't happened yet; but, the Madden Curse lives and you can bet it will happen.

If you're not familiar with the Madden Curse, you can read more about it on Wikipedia.

In short, I'm tired of the hullabaloo around Favre and think the Packers should tell him to come to camp and sit on the bench. At least that would protect him from the Curse.

(There. That's my anti-Favre rant cleverly described as something to do with gaming.)

Update: Favre is off to the Jets. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Yep. The Madden Curse is going strong.